The Strange Case of the Haunted Battery, Mr. T, and Scooby Doo

As usual, for Halloween I constructed myself a costume of cardboard and duct tape, which I wore on my head. This year, I was a Duracell double-A battery. (Easy to build. A nightmare to paint.)

Ian was Mr. T. (Heidi tried on the mohawk...we're all still traumatized by that.)

Tess was Scooby Doo.

Lora (ghost) and Isabel (puppy) are not pictured because they trick-or-treated with their cousins. I'll post those shots when I get them.

It was a good Halloween. Now it's only three weeks until Thanksgiving. Perhaps I ought to construct a cardboard turkey to wear upon my head to the family dinner. Of course, it would look like the turkey was trying to hatch my head, so maybe not such a grand idea.

Any suggestions out there for my Halloween costume next year?

NEXT STOP: Goblin Valley

More Unflattering Pictures of Myself

Hi everybody!

My nephew-in-law, Aaron Boswell, told me a few weeks ago that he was going to follow my blog. So, in honor of him and his unflagging dedication to following a blog that rarely gets updated, I am posting another set in the ongoing series, Unflattering Pictures of Myself.

These photos were taken the night before a hair cut. My hair, apparently sensing the danger, furiously attacked my head trying to gouge out my eyes.

Also, if you look closely, you can see my Dorito belly. Actually, you don't have to look that closely. The belly kinda jumps out of the picture. In 3-D. BELLY.

Whatever. You'll have to pry the Doritos from my cold, dead fingers. And my cold, jiggly belly.

NEXT STOP: Halloween 2010